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Thursday, December 31, 2009

DALC's Student Story

Dear Bloggers.



A liar and a fraudster



When I joined DALC, Oborah looked at my KCSE transcript and said I was a good manager and thus should join the management courses. Mark you, I was straight out of high school and this career expert claimed I was management material. My parents were naturally overjoyed by the news and Oborah played into their psyche by claiming , “infact, this suit I am wearing was bought by one of the students who was recently hired by the world bank from DALC”. At that point, we were all convinced by this smooth talking con. He threw in a couple of stories about his UK degrees and work experience + his research in Gift and Talent Testing.



We were quickly boxed and my parents paid the entire fees so that my learning would not be interrupted. That’s was the biggest mistake of my life and when I told my parents that DALC was fishy, Oborah told them I was lazy and had in fact failed to complete my assignments. And they believed him. I had to go to DALC no matter what and I decided to snoop around and in no time, I had enough evidence to convince my parents that DALC was fake. Especially his fake degree of the WIDU.



They were shocked that they had been tricked, scammed and defrauded. Then they were angry that this man was still appearing on TV with his DALC infomercials about 22nd century education. My dad took it up with the CHE and nothing came of it, absolutely nothing. Close to 250,000 was lost in addition to 8 months.



Needless to say that I have joined a proper University. One that does not conduct Gift and Talent Testing, one that is not run by a maverick and certainly does not promise some Cambridge & Oxford degrees. It does not have 100+ courses but with it. I am sure I can forge a future.



What about those Kenyans that are being conned by Oborah? What are we going to do as responsible citizens.

Monday, December 21, 2009

WRITE OBORAH HUMPHREY A LAST CHRISTMAS MESSAGE


You might be broke as a result of Oborah's conmanship. Maybe you took a bank loan and ended up with one of his useless Cambridge/Oxford/European Business School-Cambridge/ Irish International University papers.

Maybe you have no money for rent because he has failed to pay the salary as you expected. Or maybe you have foolishly signed up for a KREP loan to study at DALC and you realised thereafter that you have been tricked.

Well, Heres a chance to send Humphrey Peter Oboorah a personal message.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

TALK: ABOUT DALC

Just type into the empty text box below and SUBMIT or PRESS ENTER ON YOUR KEYBOARD as we get into the best part about DALC. We call it, THE END!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

OBORAH'S RIGHT HAND MAN-PATRICK AMUKOA MAKANGA

Patrick Amukoa Makanga was born 28 years ago. But we are not here to write his life story. We are here today because he is Oborah's best friend, mentor and most trusted employee. He is also the SNITCH in CHIEF. The one who updates Oborah on everything that is going on.

Did you know that Faith Kinyae has tried to fire Patrick Amukoa Makanga countless times with no success? To this day, Patrick is the only employee who has served in DALC from its inception. Why is this so?

Well, Patrick joined as a student and quickly rose to become the most popular student mostly because of his endless stories about booze, women and his dick. As a result, Oborah made him the student leader and shortly thereafter hired him and sent him to Buruburu centre. He is a non starter by nature and thus the need for him to move from station to station within DALC at the behest of Oborah's wife.
To this day, Patrick has worked at DALC's Hurlingham, Buruburu, 20th Century, Westlands, Kericho, Nakuru, Nairobi West and Chiromo Lane.

The main reason for his neverending transfers is Faith Kinyae. She is unhappy that he is teaching Oborah badmanners. You see, Patrick is Oborah's pimp. The one who finds him young juicy girls and orgies. He does nothing but scheme for his next lay day after day and this always affects the performance of the centre he is running. As a result, Faith gets tired and fires. Oborah reinstates him to another centre despite Faith's protests.

Why would a critically acclaimed professor spend more time with a dimwitted-yellow toothed sexmaniac than he does with his wife? They love to sit and drink, see who can drink more, then Patrick teaches Oborah kimanyu and they recount their sexual exploits in Kimanyu. That'd be a mighty odd for a real professor but for a cheap sleazeball like Oborah, Patrick is truly his best friend.


 Patrick Amukoa Makanga and DALC student
Oborah has nothing but praise for Pato by the way. He says that Patrick would take a shot and die for him (oborah). And to prove it, Patrick spent last christmas with Oborah's family.  Afterwards, Faith Kinyae was telling people she couldn't believe how much of an idiot Patrick was.

Oborah says that he likes Patrick because he is a party animal (anajua kula hepi-in Oborah's words) and more because he is an moron. Yep, Oborah likes his best friend because he is a buffoon who has no ambition or future. Oborah once whispered to me that if Patrick was sharp, he'd make him the Operations Manager because he believes in Oborah 150%. But he wouldn't because the fela is an ass.

Patrick has served Oborah diligently and has presented to the naughty professor's altar of fornication enough girls to start a college. That must be the reason why the two are tighter than tight. He also serves as an MC in DALC events and is also Humphrey Oborah's bouncer, personal assistant, phone boy, driver, adviser, mentor depending on the occasion.   To Oborah, he is fondly reffered to as TOPA. Unfortunately for TOPA, H always turns to the next person and proclaims that he cannot believe how much of an idiot he is. But TOPA is the ever faithful lapdog that will stand any abuse by its master.


 Patrick Amukoa Makanga and DALC student
Their close relationship has been cemented by Patrick's ability to find him  young girls. He is constantly looking by the way. So that he can bring some  fresh meat (as they call it) along when Humphrey takes another one of those business trips to Kitale, Eld etc.

The pictures you see are of  Patrick and a young  DALC STUDENT who was later hawked to Oborah after he ( Patrick) was through with her. She was at the time a DALC student.

Humphrey Oborah should know that a man is judged by the company he keeps?

Sunday, November 29, 2009

OBORAH NOW DESPERATE FOR THE MONEY

It is an old story now that DALC is in the doldrums. The dirty professor is struggling to pay the staff on whom he relies on to con Kenyans. At this point, lets see by a show of hands those people who have been paid their salaries in full!! Put your hand down Pato, I said people.

DALC's scenario is dire with no enrollments, massive dropouts and internal sabotage rife. A nice recipe for the mad professor to work with. In view of all these issues, he went ahead and negotiated a loan scheme with KREP where you take a loan to finance your studies at DALC. He called it the school fees fund. That sounds nice, like the CDF fund only that it is a loan from KREP. Did you know that DALC is built on KREP ,money and that he still owes a hefty sum?

Students on the other hand have not taken warmly to the new loan scheme with most keeping their money in their pockets until key issues are addressed clearly. The foolish professor would be better advised to answer the peoples questions but wait, he doesn't care about you. He doesn't give a hoot about your life or career. Its about the money stupid!


He is talking about the money again. Threatening to throw you out of his fake college if you do not pay. According to the distinguished professor, you have no right to anything! Just pay your fees, act dumb and get a fake certificate like the rest of DALCturds. Do not try to be special.  

You must join the school fees fund aka KREP school fees loan and if you choose not to the you must pay your fees 3 months in advance. Thats pretty underhand if you ask me. He wants to secure the future with fees payments that are atleast 1 year in advance (if you go the KREP way) or 3 months in advance (when you pay in cash) . 

See his latest notices. Oborah is nothing but a DEYA type of operator who is out to milk all the money he can from hapless Kenyans.




Date Posted: 2009-11-26
Title: FEES ARREARS

All students with fees arrears should work out how to clear fees arrears  immediately with their CMs.
A letter and planning form for the same have been dispatched to your CMs.
I am afraid, we will not allow anyone with fees arrears in DALC from 1st December 2009 unless approved arrangement made with Head of Finance and Admin in writing.

PROF. HUMPHREY P.O. OBORAH
HEAD OF MISSIONS, DALC EDUCATION
EAST AND CENTRAL AFRICAN REGION





Date Posted: 2009-11-16
Title: CLARIFICATION ON FEES PAYMENTS

We recently introduced the new School Fees Fund to help those with problems in paying fees. This does NOT in any way change fees payment agreement for those who are already paying monthly and consistently, as there is clear evidence that they are not defaluting in fees payments and managing.

Those who have paid their fees in bulk and in advance of the lessons, by 3 months,  may also continue to do so.
A student whose payments remain in arrears must let us know, in writing, why they cannot join the scheme yet they are not managing on their own.

A new student who wishes to pay monthly, will be required to pay 3 months in advance to cushion us from defaults. Otherwise, they join the scheme or pay at once.

Unfortunatley, we will not entertain fees defaulters in this institution because they interrupt our financial plans hence service delivery for those who have already paid.

CMs please have meetings with students/parents and clarify the same urgently and report back to me. Print this out and display accordingly.


PROF. HUMPHREY P.O. OBORAH
HEAD OF MISSIONS, DALC EDUCATION
EAST AND CENTRAL AFRICAN REGION


So ladies and gentlemen, we must come together and bring down this hearless conman as quickly as we can. Send us your accounts of your relationship with DALC so we can have him locked up for good. The email is diplomacon@gmail.com or you can follow on facebook.

Monday, November 23, 2009

OBORAH THE HAREBRAINED FAKE PROFESSOR

Is HUMPHREY OBORAH a rational person? Is there anybody who has ever gotten to sit down with him and come out thinking that it was a rational conversational within the precincts of logic. Well, where am I going with this?

A former student recently decided to test Humphrey Oborah and he fired an email to the DALC EDUCATION chief liar.  Read below.

    -----Original Message-----
    From: xxxstdnt <xxxstdnt@yahoo.com>
    To: oborah@dalceducation.co.ke
    Date: Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:09:39 -0800 (PST)
    Subject: AM CONFUSED HELP ME

    DEAR SIR,


    am a student in this campus who has now stoped classes because am confused. What is the difference btwn ABE and CAM the CM has a tuition centre in twn which she runs with a mr mithamo they say it is better than this CAM and she wants me to join it when i had registered here, is ABE place part of DALC, and where are the other lecturers that used to come from the other campuses to teach us, what is hapening


    XXXstd
nt


As you can see in that email, the student raises serious questions about the relationships between DALC, CAM and ABE alongside the issues of tutor inconsistency. The student in this email also hints (untruthfully) that the Centre Manager has a tuition centre within Eldoret.


Oborah is quick to respond …


    From: Head of Missions <oborah@dalceducation.co.ke>
    To: xxxstdnt <xxxstdnt@yahoo.com>
    Sent: Fri, November 13, 2009 3:15:28 PM
    Subject: Re: AM CONFUSED HELP ME


    

    Hi,


    Forget about them and let me know who this CM is confidentially?


    Is it Evelyne or Ruth?


    Yours sincerely,


    PROF. HUMPHREY P.O. OBORAH

    HEAD OF MISSIONS, DALC EDUCATION

    EAST AND CENTRAL AFRICAN REGION

    TEL: +254 725 777 781, +254 735 777 781

    WEBSITE: www.DALCAfrica.com




As usual, Oborah does not respond to the key issues about the credibility of the college and the programmes on offfer. He quickly narrows down to the issue of the CM running a tutoring centre and asks to be told who is the bloody  CM. His sister Ruth, or the other one.

Note that he does nothing to quell the students fears. Not a single word is mentioned to help clear the confusion.


The student spills the (imaginary) beans.

     -----Original Message-----
    From: xxxstdnt <xxxstdnt@yahoo.com>
    To: Head of Missions <oborah@dalceducation.co.ke>
    Date: Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:02:11 -0800 (PST)
    Subject: Re: AM CONFUSED HELP ME

    evelyne

     XXXstdnt



Who knows what happens after the email implicating Evelyne in an imaginary scam?


Well, hell hath no fury like Oborah’s when he gotta fire somebody. In a short while, Evelyne is jobless and Oborah is smiling in wicked satisfaction.


All the while, he doesn’t take any steps to verify the claims , meet the student or address the issues.


He fires back an email in his characteristic fashion, shifts the blame to a clique and throws his old tired line about the bright future of  DALC. Oborah claims that the fraudfactory DALC will be a university next year 2010. I would laugh at that but  nothing is impossible with the corrupt inept Commission for Higher Education and it’s Minister. It might be a possibility that we will have a possibility that a thieving conman who claims to foretell childrens' careers 20years into the future will be allowed to run a university.



After all, this is Kenya!


    From: Head of Missions <oborah@dalceducation.co.ke>
    To: xxxstdnt <xxxstdnt@yahoo.com>
    Sent: Sat, November 14, 2009 11:41:09 AM
    Subject: Re: AM CONFUSED HELP ME


    

    Hi,


    The group of Chris Mithamo, and Faiz and the former librarian were caught doing this needless act. Evelyne denied and said she was not part of it. I am very proud of you to have told me this.


    Do your course under CAM and tell your friends not be cheated. DALC is bound to be a university next year March 2010 and you stand to gain a lot.


    Cheers!!!!


    Yours sincerely,


    PROF. HUMPHREY P.O. OBORAH

    HEAD OF MISSIONS, DALC EDUCATION

    EAST AND CENTRAL AFRICAN REGION

    TEL: +254 725 777 781, +254 735 777 781

    WEBSITE: www.DALCAfrica.com



 CHEERS!!So this is how Oborah makes his decisions. How much logic do you see in his hasty madness to fire. Staff beware. This is how you will be fired and be slandered thereafter by a man who is busy cheating on his wife with innocent students!


The sucker punch comes hard and low and we have to say, Humphrey Oborah was definitely kicked in the nuts by this former student. Am not sure if I sympathize with the employee who lost her job since she was well aware that it was a con game. Nobody works at DALC for more than one month and fails to realise that DALC is a complete ripoff.


So the student fires his last mail.


    - Forwarded Message ----
    From: xxxstdnt <xxxstdnt@yahoo.com>
    To: Head of Missions <oborah@dalceducation.co.ke>
    Cc: faithkinyae@yahoo.com
    Sent: Fri, November 20, 2009 8:25:08 AM
    Subject: Re: H, YOU MADE A MISTAKE

    H,


    How are you, you got it all wrong yesterday. Iam not even a student, i am a former student, how come you dont investigate who sends you such blind messages, you should have sought to know me before you agree with what i put in the email which of course isnt true, i understand from my friend that you fired the CM just because of this blind message PITY PITY you just lost a loyal experienced staff just like you always do. In all my time in this eldoret campus i lost because i was never taught by a qualified lecturer, i was doing accounting, when i was completing is when you introduced one from kitale or somewhere but it was too late, pease H be a good man.. Your relatives are the ones who kill you, i have proved it today, with just some message from them whether it is correct or not you fire the person victimised even if they dont even know the allegations against them, these your relatives are not academicians investigate them first before you attack your staff. You fired the cm because i just imagined something and told you as i know what the other guys you fired are doing, that doesnt mean i was right, you need to THINK THINK, i got you this time.


    Look at eldoret most students are transfering to kitale campus, there is no accounting and law lecturer in eldoret, already 4 have gone there, why cant you you see the problem in this campus it is your sis ruth who is the problem, get details from those students they will be an eye opener to you.


    thanks, at least i have expressed my opinion.

    xxxstdnt

So there you have it. DALC is a one man show ran by a  harebrained fake professor of the WIDU who has been evading taxes for the last 5 years. We could list the things he has done but the escapade at Madaraka would do enough to fill your imagination.



So who believed that nonsense about DALC having a new head of missions and management?


MAYBE you could send him an email and try to play a prank on him.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

MORE DALC TRICKERY

I got the following message from the DALC FACEBOOK GROUP. They realised that school fees loans was abit unmarketable so Humphrey is calling it the school fees fund and all I can think right now is fund my foot!
This con is coming to an end soon. You can all see the signs including the non payment of tutors salaries!

SCHOOL FEES FUND



We have reached an excellent agreement with our financiers on funding of Fees Payment including Upgrades (Bachelors and Masters) and transitions to new Course Levels.
Please contact the Campus for more information and subsequent benefits of the same.

In line with these, we will be having a meeting on Monday 2nd November 2009 - 5.00 PM at 3rd floor, Msa Campus.

Kindly attend.

DALC EDUCATION
MOMBASA CAMPUS. 

By the way, you can follow the blog on facebook or twitter. Let us all stay connected  and put DALC out of its misery.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

DALC SCAM: IT IS TIME TO ACT


Isn’t it about time?

More than 300 articles and 44000 hits later. This blog is a testament of the power the we have to inform and mobilise people. We have presented lots of evidence that even DALC cannot contest. We have proven beyond any doubt that there is a lot of dishonesty that goes around DALC. The man behind the college is a dishonest, selfish individual.

He has taken the problems that bedevil the education sector to trick unknowing parents into paying for locally printed certificates at UK prices. We know where the money goes because among the bloggers are former DALC accountants who know how much DALC has scammed the people.

There is more than enough evidence to prove that DALC is a fraudulent instituiton that is probably engaged in money laundering and tax evasion. That makes some people criminals.

Now it is now time for action!!!!!! We have hamstrung DALC operations but Oborah is not resting on his laurels, he is busy crafting new deals with KREP bank that will guarantee him income. You will take a loan for a worthless paper that is not recognised anywhere!! Oborah will then tell the parents that a Certificate is Just paper, It content is the value.

He will thereafter claim that DALC is for entrepreneurs. Oborah says DALC is for people who will create jobs for others and not employment seekers. The foolish fall for this trick and start imagining that DALC training will make them entrepreneurs.

-----------------CUT----------------------
We must act. DALC EDUCATION and the CHE must tell us why Kenyans are doing these dodgy courses while the authorities look aside. Obviously colluding. The Eastafrican standard will also be shamed thoroughly in the coming days as we have copies of the mails that we have sent them over time asking them to investigate DALC. After all, they have their jicho pevu people busting scams such as CARTRACK all over the place.

We are going to put together a formal complain to the parliament, ministry of education, anti corruption authority,  KRA and other instituions that may be able to bust this scam. We hear that Nation media group is afraid of Oborah’s lawsuits so the media will not be of much help here.

Send your story of how your been scammed by DALC to diplomacon@gmail.com and we will start to compile your stories and launch a formal complain. Maybe we might compile them into an ebook which you can download and forward to friends.

As usual we will not reveal your identities but the dossier must get to Bonny Khalwale among others. Lets get busy and compile the DALC SCAM DOSSIER . 




Send your DALC story to diplomacon@gmail.com.







Wednesday, November 11, 2009

DALC STUDENTS HAVEN'T LEARNED

 
DALC STUDENTS, you had better read this article very keenly. This is what will happen in the near future. Mark our words, DALC will soon be history and you will be chasing after Oborahs shadows like demented madmen.
I will spare the lectures and urge you to learn from the Malaysians who were conned by the scammers led by H Sandhu with the dubious Irish International University degrees. You can learn from those who have been scammed or you can wait for the rude awakening.


'Grads' unable to contact IIU
By HARIATI AZIZAN

PETALING JAYA: Attempts by a few "graduates" of alleged degree mill Irish International University (IIU) to contact their alma mater after the Starprobe's expose came to nought yesterday.

"I called their office many times but nobody picked up the phone. I just want to get a clarification from them," said a marketing executive who holds a Master's of Business Administration from the institution, which had changed its name to Isles International University.

The executive, who only wanted to be known as C.C. Lee, said she had been worried about her position at work since reading Sunday's Starprobe report on "dodgy" degrees.

When the Starprobe team checked out the official IIU office in Petaling Jaya - as stated in their website and correspondence - they were greeted by a padlocked door with only a forwarding number pasted on it.

When the Starprobe team tried to call the new number no one picked up the phone.
Wrong address:The official IIU office in Petaling Jaya is supposed to be in this block but it is sealed up.

A quick visit at the "new" office, located nearby, revealed that it was still operational.

Another IIU victim who only wanted to be known as Vernon said he was considering taking legal action against the institution.

"I was shocked to read the Starprobe report. My convocation ceremony in 2006 was very 'real' - it was held at the Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre and I received my scroll from a deputy minister. We had guests of honour, who claimed to be academics from the European Union University, to witness the ceremony," he said.

Vernon, who works in the hospitality sector, said that he found out about the university from a booth the institution had set up at a Tesco outlet.

"I was browsing through their brochures when they offered me an opportunity to get a degree. They told me that with my 10 years of experience, I was eligible for a degree if I submitted a project paper. They showed me pictures of famous people who received degrees from them and video clips of their past convocation ceremonies," he said.

"I regret it now. I should have suspected that something was wrong because it was too easy but they really convinced me that my experience meant something and that their operation was legitimate.


All DALC students know that something is not right at the institution and there are many questions that need to be answered. Why is there so much secrecy at DALC? Why the uncertainty about exams, certificates, accreditation etc
People, prepare yourselves for this kind of drama once the shit hits the fan. We promise it will be for the best of all Kenyans. One day, you will be unable to contact the people who should know what happens to your money and the dubious certificates you are supposed to get.
It's already happening Oborah tries to distance himself from an institution that he created and runs to this day. He is the mastermind and architect of all that goes with DALC. Strangely, he is not picking up calls and has chosen to hire people to answer questions that he should be answering.
This story will be repeated here in Kenya by some Kenyans once DALC comes a cropper. Unfortunately, they will have been told and warned before. 

These words from one victim should scare you witless.


They told me that with my 10 years of experience, I was eligible for a degree if I submitted a project paper. They showed me pictures of famous people who received degrees from them and video clips of their past convocation ceremonies,"

Friday, November 6, 2009

OBORAH IS TIRED OF YOU, BUT LOVES YOUR MONEY

RANDY PETE is at it again. Shuffling the staff at DALC like they were a couple of cards with the sole intention of confusing students. As of today, he claims that he is no longer involved in the day to day running of DALC and you should address your queries to a bunch of email addresses. Of course these will be replied by Oborah (Patrick Makanga is too dim to do that)  and you really have no idea of whom you are dealing with from now on.


Oborah needs to rest his ulcers and loins out of your constant nagging and badgering about:


  • this blog
  • professorships
  • fakeness
  • patrick
  • salaries
  • bills
  • refunds
  • certificates 
  • upgrades
  • jealousy
  • faith
So when  you finally realise that your 300,000 spent at DALC was a total waste of time. Don't call the man who spent it. Call his dimwitted assistant. How cool is that? HE CAN EAT, with no explanations!


Just before you email him asking if what we are saying is true, read his reply below because we took the time to email a conman (YOU ARE A CONMAN HUMPHREY OBORAH, IT IS A FACT).


Hi,


I am in reception of your email with thanks. However,
I wish to inform you that effective 1st December 2009,
I will no longer be involved in the day to day running of DALC services.
For all official correspondences related to DALC,
please refer all emails to the following staff:




The Head of Finance and Administration -
Matters related to administration and Finance (admin@dalceducation.co.ke).
This includes Fees Payments, Invoices, Enquiries & Admissions,
Front Desk & Library Services, rents, water, electricity and
other usual admin items.




The Head of Academics – Matters related to Assignments, CATs, Projects,
Time Tables, Examinations or Curriculum AND Creativity and Innovation
(academics_head@dalceducation.co.ke). This includes all matters related to
Student Council, ICT tutors, and lecturers’ performance.




The Head of Special Services – Matters related to communications,
Bridging/Foundation/School based programmes, EAMUN, College Magazine,
Academic Documents (Transcripts, certificates, Ids, Recommendation and
Attachment Letters, Pupil Pass, Visa letters, etc) and
counselling (services_head@dalceducation.co.ke)




Head of ICT Services – Matters related to online system and
related technical ICT services (online@dalceducation.co.ke)




If you do not receive satisfactory reply/attention within 24 hours,
please feel free to email directly to me with clear information
about the nature of the service of attention and /or service not provided.




Yours sincerely,


PROF. HUMPHREY P.O. OBORAH
HEAD OF MISSIONS, DALC EDUCATION
EAST AND CENTRAL AFRICAN REGION
TEL: +254 725 777 781, +254 735 777 781
WEBSITE: www.DALCAfrica.com
 




See how this has no names or phone numbers, just email addresses. Who pays their hard earned money only to be told to speak to an email address? Only DALC students. Some have been rightly called DALCturds.


Oborah hopes that you fall for his latest trick and feel as if DALC is an institution with structures. In a way, it almost feels as if DALC has departments, right? If you are easily fooled, then you are already congratulating Oborah. Just like you did when he promised to launch a board of directors in the 2008 graduation.


That was in-front of 2000 people and he still junked it. He must have laughed at how easily you were all fooled by his neat trick that involved DAVY KOECH being installed by Oborah as the DALC chairman!! hahalol


So there you have it, Oborah will take your money and spend it as he pleases and then refer you to an email address. Funny how an email address is a department too.


Now talk to Oborah's puppets  (who have not been paid yet and will be fired every two months) you muppet (who still thinks DALC is cool).


P.S . lol hahaha

Monday, November 2, 2009

DALC AND KREP TO MAKE MONEY AT THE EXPENSE OF INNOCENT KENYANS




It now official people, Oborah is having cash flow problems and he has moved to seal that gap with a new deal that will soon make it mandatory for students to take loans from KREP and pay with 24% interest! That means that on top of being conned (CAMBRIDGE/OXFORD) you get to spend 24% more on fees due to this loan. That is a shameless deal from Oborah but then, when has he ever been ashamed?

In this new deal, KREP will get money paid directly by you so that Oborah's hefty loan can be cleared. We are sure he owes about 120,000,000 to the struggling bank. Remember KREP bank plunged new depths with a sh. 209 million loss in 2008. That is a massive loss for a micro-finance bank considering that other players such as Faulu, Equity and KWFT all recorded impressive profits during the same period. KREP, has been roped into this by Oborah whose wife Faith worked at KREP for many years and is probably the one pulling the strings.

In this new deal, students and staff will:



Sunday, November 1, 2009

OBORAH MOVES TO MILK MORE CASH WITH KREP LOAN SCHEME

OBORAH ARRANGEMENTS WITH KREP ON LOANS TO STUDENTS QUESTIONABLE

FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS, OBORAH HAS BEEN FORCING STUDENTS TO TAKE LOANS WITH KREP IN ORDER FOR THEM TO PAY SCHOOLS TIMELY.

THIS MOVE RAISES EYEBROWS. FIRST WE ARE BEING TOLD TO MOVE OUR SALARY ACCOUNTS FROM OUR BANKS TO KREP. SINCE THE AGREEMENT HAVE A SINISTER MOTIVE, NO ONE CAN TELL WHAT WILL BE HAPPENING TO OUR SALARY ONCE IT GETS TO KREP. WE ARE BEING TOLD THAT THE INTEREST RATE WILL BE AS LOW AS 12%. THERE IS A VERY HIGH POSSIBILITY THAT THERE ARE HIDDEN CHARGES AND THERE IS MORE TO IT THAN MEETS THE EYE.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE UNABLE TO GO FOR THE LOANS, WE ARE BEING TOLD TO PAY TO KREP ALL THE BALANCE FOR THE REMAINING MODULES FAILURE TO WHICH WE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO CLASS FROM NEXT MONTH. THIS FURTHER COMPLICATES THINGS. IS IT POSSIBLE THAT OBORAH WANTS US TO PAY FEES AND THEN HE SHUTS DOWN THE COLLEGE? REMEMBER WE WANTED TO GO ON STRIKE BECAUSE THERE ARE UNANSWERED ISSUES TO DO WITH THE CREDIBILITY OF DALC COURSES?

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Oborah Is pulling wool over your eyes

The naughty fake professor is purportedly leaving DALC management to his new staff. He is hiring a new head of missions in addition to the new staff he recently unveiled. How is that possible yet DALC is his baby? We all know that at DALC Education, Oborah and his wife are responsible for:

  • Lying to students about CAmbridge/Oxford papers
  • Ensuring that the CHE turns a blind eye to the DALC con
  • Getting stories about DALC/Oborah Published in the Standard/KTN
  • Filling fraudulent tax returns
  • Connecting student to fake Universities such as the IIU and the EBS

So what are the new staff supposed to do? Oborah is not leaving! He is simply taking a seat out of the limelight. So he doesn't have to pick your calls asking why your course is not on the CAM website or answering questions from pesky Journalists.

In other words, Oborah is window dressing. Pulling wool over your eyes. DALC is still a fraudulent organisation and hiring new staff changes nothing. The certificates will still come with errors, leturers will be fired at will, female students will still be taken advantage of and salaries will still come on the 10th.

Ask yourself, does the hiring of another head of missions change the fundamentals about DALC?

By the way, google this "Titova Zinaida Alexandrovna Njogu", and see the first place it lands you. So much for her 40 years experience as an administrator.

Date Posted: 2009-10-23
Title: NEW APPOINTMENT

As mentioned earlier, Prof. Humphrey Oborah will be leaving active day to day running of DALC effective 1st December 2009.

Accordingly, one replacement has been identified.

Mrs. Titova Zinaida Alexandrovna - Njogu will be taking over this position.

She holds a Masters degree in Economics and completing a Phd in the same from Ukraine.

She has nearly 40 years experience as an administrator in the education and public planning sectors and has satisfied the board of directors hence the appointment.

We will unveil her shortly.


PROF. HUMPHREY P.O. OBORAH
HEAD OF MISSIONS, DALC EDUCATION
EAST AND CENTRAL AFRICAN REGION

Friday, October 23, 2009

DALC SCAM: STRIKE NOTICE

NOTICE TO ALL STUDENTS AT DALC.

26 OCTOBER IS THE DAY WE MUST GET A CLARIFICATION OF ALL THE ISSUES RAISED IN THIS BLOG.WE CANNOT CONTINUE ATTENDING CLASSES WITHOUT KNOWING WHETHER THE COURSES WE ARE TAKING ARE GENUINE OR NOT. WE CANNOT CONTINUE PAYING FEES WITHOUT KNOWING WHETHER THE CERIFICATES WE WILL GET FROM DALC ARE VALID OR NOT.

GUYS, LETS STRIKE. NO CLASSES, NO PAYING FEE FOR THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I SUGGEST WE MEET OUTSIDE THE NATION CENTRE AT 10 AM ON THIS DAY.WE CANNOT LACK A BRAVE PERSON WHO CAN ADDRESS A PRESS CONFERENCE.

LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW THAT IN KENYA, INSTITUTIONS LIKE CHE ONLY SERVE THE INTEREST OF A FEW INDIVIDUALS AND NOT THE INTEREST OF KENYANS. IF PRIMARY SCHOOLS GO ON STRIKE, IF SECONDATY SCHOOLS GO ON STRIKE, IF KENYA POLY CAN GO ON STRIKE, IF UNIVERSITIES CAN GO ON STRIKE, IS IT ONLY DALC STUDENTS WHO CANNOT AIR THEIR GRIEVANCES?

PEOPLE ITS TIME WE ACTED. PLEASE MAKE A CONFIRMATION THROUGH THIS BLOG. THAT YOU WILL ATTEND. YES, TOGETHER WE CAN, AND YES WE CAN. HAKI YETU,VALID CERTIFICATES NI HAKI YETU.

GUYS PLEASE LETS GO ON STRIKE.THERE IS NO TURNING BACK.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

OBORAH'S LAPTOP TRICKS ARE ON.

Oborah Peter Humphrey Ouko. He badly wants to sell these laptops. Thats all he talks about. Laptops, laptops. It the new catchword for DALC fools. Kids who think laptops will make them understand better. Oborah knows how lame your thinking is and thus he keeps drumming this laptops=future education gobbledeegook to fool you and separate you from your money.

Its alot like a journalist saying he needs a laptop to come up with good stories. Pure crap. Desktop,laptop, netbook, smartphones are just devices and your head well, its all your business.

Besides, you will have another reason to believe him when he says that DALC is for the future so
you can as well f*ck the present and ignore this blog.



Date Posted: 2009-10-12
Title: LAPTOPS

All students are advised that they are expected to be with laptops starting 1st November 2009. Desktop computers will be withdrawn to enable us go to the next level.

Fees structures will now include the laptops and all students need to calculate with their CMs the balance due on fees so that we can let them know the monthly fees including laptops and the related 10% bank guarantee for monthly fees installments.

We will send a form shorlty to enable you attach necessary documentation hence be on the scheme.

However, you may pay all fees at once and have your laptop as long as the laptop meets the specifications defined earlier.

We wish to have a smooth learning environment that is not interrupted due to fees arrears and that is enriched with current/modern technology.


PROF. HUMPHREY P.O. OBORAH
HEAD OF MISSIONS, DALC EDUCATION
EAST AND CENTRAL AFRICAN REGION

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

THE LECTURER FRAUD!!!!!!!

When people walk into a class, they think that the smartly dressed gentleman or lady in front of them is a dully qualified fellow. Not a former long -distance learner at the same institution! Unfortunately, Kenyans do not know that when they walk into DALC Education. All they see are neat offices with smartly dressed tutors and receptionists.

Take for example the Post Graduate students in Financial Management at DALC this October. They probably do not know that DALC should not be offering PostGraduate qualifications but Oborah always says, " The CHE knows and that is why they have closed us down." True that, Mr Oborah. We know they know and when things become too hot, they will wash their hands like they did with Newport graduates. Dirty Bastards.

So the students are in class this month. The most unfortunate thing is that the tutor has not even gotten a first degree!! He is a CPA five struggler who will teach anything Oborah throws at him. Meet Bwana JUMA. He has never been to a postgraduate class yet he is teaching Postgraduate students. See the timetable downloaded below and be amazed at DALC's 22nd century education. A CPA 5 teaching PostGraduates. Perhaps Juma has been found to have a special talent.

As if that is not enough, the post graduate students in computing are the subject of a practical joke. First by the CHE which has allowed DALC's ambiguity to continue even though they are well aware that PostGraduate courses can only be offered at Universities. DALC then takes the practical joke to another level by bringing a clown to teach. I am not clowning here, Stephen Waithaka is a regular Diploma guy who taught anonymous courses at KCCT and he decided to take it further. He joined DALC and pursued a PostGraduate Diploma in Computing and eventually got an MSC from the IIU for his efforts.

Ofcourse, this was all in Kenya and he studied most of the course on his own because at DALC, lecturers are coming and going faster than students write projects. So he wrote his projects which we know are heavily dubbed from textbooks. (Waithaka, this is a challenge to prove us wrong. Upload your work to a public research site and post us a link. We are not all DALC dunderheads after all) . Now he has gone a full circle from a solo distance student to a Postgraduate Tutor. DAMN!! This is 22nd century Sh*t . A real practical joke.

We have downloaded the timetables below from the DALC system. The evidence is right there, shitty qualifications, fishy tutors, dodgy certificates and crappy explanations from DALC. Try calling this jealousy. It works with some DALC students.


JUMA AND WAITHAKA, enjoy the money while it lasts but beware, Karma does not always approve of your dubious occupations!!!

Proposed Module Schedule:

Month

Module

Tutor

Students

July

CPGDFM4-Advanced Financial and Cost Accounting - L(5)

Benson Juma

0

October

CPGDFM1-Theory and practice of Financial management - L(5)

Benson Juma

0

Top of Form

Session:

Year:


Month

Module

Tutor

Students

February

CPGDCACM2-Architectures of computing systems - L(5)

STEPHEN WAITHAKA

3

March

CPGDCACM6-Project Management - L(5)

STEPHEN WAITHAKA

1

May

CPGDCACM1-Advanced Databases - L(5)

STEPHEN WAITHAKA

0

June

CPGDCACM3-Distributed applications and e-commerce - L(5)

STEPHEN WAITHAKA

0

July

CPGDCACM4-Computer Security - L(5)

STEPHEN WAITHAKA

0

August

CPGDCACM7-Research Methods - L(5)

STEPHEN WAITHAKA

0

Monday, October 19, 2009

DALC STAFF POST A WARNING

FELAS, I think this was Erick who posted this comment! See how he starts by defending the DALC staff. Is seems to me like a last gasp plea to Oborah. Oh..All falls down! tHE delayed paycheck must have caused this, now i throw my head back and laugh!!


The new employees may have very good and bright ideas for DALC, having come from the Corporate world and the lady from KEMU. No wonder you have immediately started feeling the effects of Performance Contracts!! This is the order of the day in the Corporate world for those who have only worked in DALC!! However, Oborah and Faith are not that smart. Having recruited well talented people of this calibre, the best they should have done is to package them well, ensure their salaries are not delayed like lecturers so that they are not bogged down by the unique problems and ongoings in DALC, but can remain focussed and energised to ensure that what they are putting in place is finally realized!

Instead, Prof has forgotten that this is another set of former DALC students whom he will pay late, and in bits since that is the DALC way of doing things: frustrate employees, yule anataka aende!! Days for this kind of reasoning are numbered! Employees in such high offices are exposed to all kinds of the ongoings hence you sack them at your risk!!

Take for example Erick, he has been absorbing all the heat from staff, threats as well on his cellphone as well as by mail, yet the Oborah's don't care, after all Erick can now attend to all and sundry while their phones are off!!! This is the same staff you find Oborah paying in bits and late and still expects him to faithfully defend and talk on behalf of DALC to anybody enquiring anything!!

This tells you that Oborah has never and cannot be wise as he wants to be believed!! Instead he manages by issuing threats and using spies like messenger Dominic to spy on even senior employees!! For how long do you think this management style will survive?? Very short lived!!

Students constantly take back Certificates with printing errors or other forms of errors, purpotted to have been made in the UK! Kwani hawa wazungu are that careless to be making such stupid errors that often?? I am told all these nowadays are received by Erick first then he forwards to Oborah!! You want to tell me this guy by now cannot be wondering whats up in DALC??


Then Oborah makes matters worse by frustrating the same characters in their pay like any Tom Dick and Hurry!! If I were thenew employees, I would have by now kept so many copies of such so called docs with errors to use when the right time comes i.e when fired!!!

That is why I said you play around with such characters as you have done with us at your own risk!! If you have a brain, you better change your strategy Oborah and Faith!! The world is keenly watching you!!