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Monday, January 25, 2010

OPEN LETTER TO Digital Advisory Learning Centre (DALC) lectures and STUDENTS

Open letter to DALC lecturers:

Dear Honourable Sirs and Madams,
Greetings to you all. I stand erect like an electric post to salute you for the new year.I know that all of us had a very miserable christmas and new year celebrations as none of us had been paid. Today, I still report to work with no december pay. I know my caretaker has been laughing at me. He has been telling other tenants that employment is just a job, whether your employer pays you or not is the value.It is true Oborah wont pay any time soon and I will not be surprised if i find that I have been evicted. The pains we suffer in working for DALC.

I have seen a bulleting that the new head of missions will be moving around to collect views from parents and students. As a lecturer I have not been included anywhere to give my own pressing issues. One of the pressing issues definetly is my pay. I have not been paid for december and January is almost ending. The other pressing issue is the validity of the courses that we teach at DALC. At the bottom of my small ass, I know that there is no serious learning that takes here. While I have a diploma, I lecturer students who have sat in real graduate classes in real universities. That is an abuse to the students. I have no choice. It gives me momontary release for truly that is an achievement which is also truly kenyan.

I know that some of my colleagues have opted to do dirty jobs like selling projects and even acting pornography with miserable wives who have found solace in dalc( Okwanyi, can you deny this? I salute you for taking an opportunity in DALC to find pleasure and make money. It is truly Oborah. Okwanyi has all symptoms of Oboraliosis.)

To the real issues now.
My question to all of us is, you know too well that the certifictes taht students will get from DALC are not genuine, why dont you just tell the students that they are wasting their time, you doi not need to tell all of them, just tell a few of them, like the serious ones whjo can also help you get jobs elsewhere after you have saved them from the miseries.

We have all seen that the student numbers have reduced significantly, redution of studenmts means that Erick and Wacuka plus the newly appointed idiots of deputies reduce our pay. Since quiting without pay is hard, eat Oborah from within, I am embarking on a mission to tell all students taking management courses that dalc is fake, I will give them credible advice on the instituions they can go and register for genuine course. I know there are those who will listen, no matter the naba, I will have made and impact.
You see, Oborah only pays me 25, 000. A student pays 12, 000 per month, if i manage to see three students leave dalc every month, oborah will lose an income of 36,000 and remember he will still pay me!!!!

I am not hiding what I have been doing, I have been hovering around the reception waiting for people coming to inquire, after they have listened to the zealoous center manger, I am following them as they leave and I give them handouts on DALC and even refering them to this blog. This way i feel i will revenge.
It pains to see innocent Kenyans yearning for eduction from the wrong place.

My fellow lecturers, join me in this battle, lets fight from within, any time you get a new student dont hesistate to let him or her know that DALC is controversial and a certifictae is just a paper, its recognition is the value. Even if you will not join me in this battle, I will do it. I have a worriors spirit. I fight to the bitter end. I will not hestate to meet the new head of missions and ask her why I am never paid on time, why I am alloctaed to teach students who are more qualified than me and why dalc gives students cerifictes printed from Oborahs home.

Your sincerly
Oborah Employee.

18 comments:

  • Practical criticism from a scholar who never went to cambridge or oxford and who was never machine tested to excell in her career.

    Dear Tommy Oborah,
    Today I had an opportunity to listen to your presentation. You gave me an opportunity to evaluate you and award you marks accordingly. I must appreciate the fact that you queens English is good; well dont cheat me that the teacher who gave you English lessons was machine tested. I must also appreciate the fact that you are behaving like the Nigerian presdent: dead but defying to be taken to the morgue. How he is manging that, he must be corrupting the hospital attendants just as you do with the commission for higher education.
    Tom, let me adress you as such for you are no better than the undergraduate students whom i teach, todays presntation was full of humour. I couldnt help but challenge my madibles to a laugher competition, the analogies you provided made the day. First you made reference to you drunk uncle who did it better than the matrons themselves. Gues what, alcoholism goes along with promiscuity, you must have copied this from him, machine test your uncle nad machine test yourself. The two can win in a viceroy drinking competition. You laos made refrence to the two girls and the acrobat. The last bit was very stricking: the acrobat requaested the girls to board a wheelbarrow so that they could cross the crocodile invested river over a rope. If i were the girls, be sure I would not have joined the acrobat. The analogy is a true description of DALC education. Through well crafted adverts and TV presentations ignorant kenyans board DALC whelbarrow only to be dropped in the middle of a crocodile infested river with fake certicates. You are indeed the crocodile. You also mentioned that the machine can test and show the actual feelings that a lady has on man. With your unsatiable drive for sex, I believe that most of the girls that will enter that machine will also have a taste of your dick. Kubafu wewe.
    You also admited that indeed the machine does not forecast careers but the forecasting starts from the center mangers who are also former dalc students!!!! Shame on you.

    I also observed that you are using photos of poor children to show that indeed the education system in Kenya is roten. It could be, but remember this is where majority of your so called lecturers came from. You remeber the photo of your old school? Now there was this employee who used to be a center manager in 20th century called chris, you see this boy was a product of the very system you strongly criticise. However, you wasted his years by enroling him in dalc, giving him a fake certificate, having him as a centre manager and latter firing him with a promise of a job at Diani campus. Tommy, wewe ngomber sana, i wish you would use that machine as an insermination centre for your sluts. Have a horrible night.

    January 26, 2010 at 9:52 PM

  • atleast i quit DALC shenanigans,nimenona as a result,just 5 weeks

    January 27, 2010 at 2:28 PM

  • "Prof" Oborah,I don't understand why you are spoiling my otherwise good reputation,how can a whole you character assasinate me,by telling students that you gave me a job i could'nt do it.Are you forgetting that i worked for almost two years without a leave and without missing any single day,defended DALC to my knees,and at the end of the day what did i get,late payments,stupid contracts,half salaries etc.Why did you call to entice me after i resigned.

    I left DALC in good faith,but i think i need to join Elvis in telling people the little we know,that DALC is fake.Meanwhile you should be rotting somewhere in Kamiti

    January 29, 2010 at 4:55 PM

  • The naughty professor does it again!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Tomas Oborah alias conman will painfuly see his property being auctioned on wednesday this week after a protracted court battle with his former landlord, N'geno of Sion Arcade. The naughty professor who does not pay up salaries and rent found himself in the wrong side of the law after Ngeno lawyers managed to have a court order alloowing the auctioning of any assets that Oborah left at Sion Arcade.

    Meanwhile, Oborah will be apearing in court this month for not paying a lecturer who has quit for not being paid for five months. We keep wondering what next will be auctioned. If Oborah owes you anything just sue him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    February 1, 2010 at 9:56 AM

  • it is dehumanising, but the guy deserves it.
    how many innocent souls has he tormented in various manner; students, lecturers, supportive staff, and others.
    there comes a time to sow what you reaped.

    February 1, 2010 at 3:18 PM

  • With all these pending cases, the fake proffesor will soon leave Kenya! The next time he appears in court, his passport should be seized.

    February 1, 2010 at 3:37 PM

  • then we all sue him for fake certificates guys and misrepresantation of cambridge and xoford as well

    February 1, 2010 at 3:42 PM

  • Yes, the auction is there, on saturday nation page 24. The guys to castrate him are the Whitestone Auctioneers ltd. Go guys go!!!This year Oborah has more auctions on his way. Soon his pants, and cambridge and oxford made suits will be auctioned. The next thing will be the GnT machine. Rot in hell Tommy!!1

    February 1, 2010 at 5:53 PM

  • Infact that machine should be the first to go!

    February 1, 2010 at 6:20 PM

  • Best of luck to you! May justice prevail, the innocent be saved, and the guilty punished!!

    February 1, 2010 at 6:48 PM

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  • i was going to join dalc kco campus but thanks to my inquisitive conscience i googled this godamn college and whaaaat justwhat i need to get the nsis on oboras ass

    August 7, 2010 at 1:47 PM

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    August 16, 2010 at 10:56 AM

  • Risk prosecution for all your stupid defamations

    June 9, 2011 at 12:08 PM

  • why dont you just ask for your salary? then quit.
    honestly it seems it wont help you, you seem dump.

    October 4, 2012 at 12:30 PM

  • OBORAH WHERE WILL YOU GO WHEN YOU DIE? I CLAIM ALOT OF MONEY FROM YOU.

    October 10, 2012 at 5:15 PM

  • JEHOVAH!WHAT ABOUT COSTA RICA UNIVERSITY ON THE MOVE WITH CHE.REF:CHE/15/74VOL.2/4 CONFIRM IT CREDIBILITY PEOPLE. DON'T WAST YOUR MONEY

    October 10, 2012 at 5:18 PM

  • It is very sad that people are not told to do things at the right time. Imagine one comes to school early in the morning and he or she is told that there is something which is needed so he or she is expected to bring it the next day forgetting that others are really hustling for life and the fact that money is a problem, then we have to be alerted earlier so that one can make some arrangement.

    March 26, 2014 at 9:34 AM

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